29 September 2005

Joke of the day

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, three Brazilian soldiers were killed in an accident."

"OH DEAR GOD, NO!!!" George W. Bush exclaims. "That's terrible!!"

His staff is stunned at the president's display of emotion. They nervously watch him drop his head into his hands.

Finally, Bush looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

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